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  3. a--psychedelic--mess reblogged this from stayhighman and added:
    “Oh, I forgot. My mother wants it ground.” -A Tree That Grows in Brooklyn. O.o dear god. Wut??
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    Ill do it in the morning I’m too tired
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    I, for the sake of the year, updated it to 2013. Then I happily looked at the written things around me. I became acutely...
  8. undercub01 reblogged this from roybear67 and added:
    HAHA!! Page 45 and the first sentence says “Hours. Maybe three.”
  9. roybear67 reblogged this from stuffinmydick and added:
    “Notable achievements.
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    “Aborted Stories.” Well, in a way, yes. Considering absolutely nothing happened to me in 2012, except for unrequited...
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    It was the best of times; it was the worst of times…
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    I don’t usually do this shit, but I was interested in what I’d find (In Hamlet): My necessities are embark’d; farewell;...
  16. cas-has-the-tardis-at-221b reblogged this from sherlockscarf and added:
    “I would lay a thousand to one against him.”
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    “Strenuous exercise and stress can stimulate adrenocortical secretions and increase aldosterone levels.” - Mosby’s...
  18. the-stark-knight-rises reblogged this from kommandanthydra and added:
    “You’re gross” I groaned. He grinned “It’s a family tradition.” The Curse of Camp Cold Lake
  19. kommandanthydra reblogged this from darcywho and added:
    (-picks up ‘The Greek Myths’- Well, this can’t be too bad… “Kumarbi bites off his penis and spits out his sperm, which...
  20. kaynanarie reblogged this from onlyloni and added:
    “These parts are none too well known.” Accurate XD
  21. themerchantofredemption reblogged this from theincatationfetter and added:
    “I should head home, actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”
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    “There was something furtive and hesitant about him and Hazel glanced at him sharply, wondering for a moment whether he...
  23. thoughtsfromaginger reblogged this from mischievousasgardian and added:
    “There is a piece of soap in a little dish.” Whut.
  24. fandraltheasgardian reblogged this from mischievousasgardian and added:
    “Like Court Street, this station was part of an independent subway system built by the Board of Transportation.”
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    “Oh! no mortal could support the horror of that countenance’—Frankenstein Excuse me while I die of laughter.
  26. mischievousasgardian reblogged this from i-am-thor-odinson and added:
    ‘At the mention of Simon’s name, all breath leaves me.’
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    “If you have a fire, slowly dry the blade portion over the fire until it is slightly charred (the drier the wood, the...
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    “And you’ve got blood on your hands.”… Oh, shit.
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    People are afraid...merge on freeways in Los Angeles.
  31. amandatree reblogged this from llamawrangler and added:
    She had the kind of fingers you want to interlace with your own
  32. chemiclhzrd reblogged this from the-one-who-shall-not-fall and added:
    A product of the mid-nineteenth century, these weapons are often regarded as obsolete.
  33. the-one-who-shall-not-fall reblogged this from time-lord-of-gallifrey and added:
    No, not sure. Fahrenheit 451
  34. fangirlingasalways reblogged this from percabeth-is-endless and added:
    ‘I think he preffered slipping off quietly in the end’ Fellowship of the Ring