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What do you look like?

How old are you?

  • I’m 18 years old.

Where are you from?

  • The East Bay Area of Northern California

What is this? I don’t even?

  • Shut up, that isn’t funny, go away.

Are you really Puerto Rico?

  • Yes.

Where do you go to school?

  • A community college - all you need to know

What are you studying?

  • I’m just doing my General Education, but I’m trying to get into the Computer Science program at SFSU

Are you single?

  • Yes

Sexual Orientation?

  • Straight - Boobies are some crazy shit.

How big is your dick?

  • Still not answering this question.

What kind of music do you listen to?

“What are you” ?

  • 3/4ths Puerto Rican
  • 1/4th Filipino

How many followers do you have?

  • Right now I have around 42,000+ :) thank you all

Will you marry/date me?

  • You think I’m putting this up to stroke my EPeen, I assure you I’m not.
  • No I won’t. I don’t do Internetships.

The Funniest “Hate” Message Ever Received 

  • “I bet (and hope) you get beat up a ton in high school.”

Meaning behind your URL?

  • Back last summer I was really bored, and my friend Emerald was always sending me hot tattoo’d chicks from Tumblr so I was like “I’ll sign up”. Right? Right. Anyway, I didn’t know what Tumblr was about, so I said to myself, “Fuck it I probably won’t have this much anyway I’ll just use a meme”. So.. That’s that, plus I didn’t know what Tumblr was about… next thing I knew.

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